to the north pole, for immediate delivery

Nov 10

Posted by: Scott in: blog, caleb isaiah, camera practice, christmas, holidays, i heart my camera, photography, ramblings

Dear Santa,

Puh-puh-puh-please, just hear me out.  I am trying to be a good boy, I really am.  I am writing this to reassure you that I don’t belong on your naughty list.  All that stuff my mom said earlier, she’s just talkin’ out her…nevermind.  Anyway.

So I signed up for that program you were telling me about.  Kinda like road squad = early release right?  Santa’s pit crew = guaranteed placement on the nice list.  I learned all about shinning sleigh runners and servicing the reindeer in the training class.  I’m even sporting the uniform they gave me to wear.  They tell me I have a world record to live up to.  I will do my best sir.

I figure I also have one other thing working in my favor….Mom says if you could harness my energy, you’d have no problem making your rounds Christmas Eve.  You might not even need all those reindeer.  One thing though, I’m not much on carrots.

If I might make just one last point…

I helped mom rake leaves last Friday.  See how much she we did.  I was an integral player in the redistribution of the leaves along the curb.  Mom would like to add that you may or may not wish to place a lump of coal in Dad’s stocking for the black skid marks in front of our house.

Santa, let’s be honest with each other.  I mean, could this face belong on your naughty list?  I don’t think so. These eyes spell pure innocence.  Between you and me, Mom’s just trying to blow smoke up your….nevermind.

Give the Mrs. my best and tell the crew chief I’ll be sure to be on time for pit practice next week.  Please don’t send Prancer to pick me up again though.  He’s kinda stuck up.  You know, just sayin’.

Yours truly,
Caleb

P.S. Do you want me to make you some sandwiches?

Comments

2 Responses to “to the north pole, for immediate delivery”

    Amber
    November 11th, 2008 9:57 am

    OMG! I have to get Adam that shirt – does it come in adult sizes? Do you think he’ll wear it to his pit practice? Surely his team wouldn’t pick on him. LOL!

    Julie
    November 12th, 2008 11:57 am

    Soooo cute! :D

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