We actually did this two days ago, I just haven’t had time to blog about it yet.

Sometimes I think, as mothers, we should take a lesson from the girl scouts. Give out badges if you will. In the early brownie days, you pledge to donate your sleep to the needy, aka your darling child, and you earn and proudly display your diaper changing badge on your sash that doubles as a burp cloth. You master knot untying – doing your little girls hair, dollars and sense – it doesn’t make any sense how much this kid costs!, and cookie sales – if you let Mommy talk on the phone, I’ll give you a cookie.

But there’s always more room for improvement on your burp cloth, the 3-in-1 model that displays your badges, catches baby spitup and becomes a snot rag down the road. See, there are what I like to call extra credit projects. The ones for which you really earn your badge. Like say for example, building an igloo! Sounds reasonably simple and fun right? Especially in the middle of your living room floor. I mean, it can only be so messy right? Now this is just my personal opinion here, but I think I ought to get credit for the Great Outdoors, Art in 3D (yes they have those, both of them, I looked it up), and Messiest Project EVER (Maybe the website has an older version of the list, but I couldn’t find this one on there).

Can you get bonus points on an extra credit project? If so…I made a visual aid.

Back info: Despite me explaining several times that people who live in igloos are called eskimos, Caleb is hell bent and determined that penguins live there. I sent the husband to Michaels Craft Store in search of some animal Toobs. He picked up the Arctic one, for obvious reasons, and a penguin one, as apparently a penguin is not included in the Arctic Toob. Okay, now if you’ll look carefully at this next picture with me. See the little sugar cube on top of the glob of icing in the middle of the igloo base? Caleb put that there (imagine that) and he said, “This can be the time out chair for the penguin when he doesn’t listen!” …moving along…

He got icing on his gnat catchers. And didn’t notice. (Yes they really do catch gnats, at least mine do. He has third generation eyelashes. Bet you didn’t know they could be passed down eh?)

Glory be, it is almost done.

Please let me interrupt your train of thought to share with you the story of that little decrepit car (pictured below). You can’t tell from the picture, but he is Herbie. In the most rudimentary way of speaking. Caleb fell in love with Herbie, Fully Loaded when he caught the last half hour after his nap several weeks ago. So what would any good Mommy do? Head to eBay looking for a Herbie toy. My God, that is outrageous. I love my kid, but there is no way in the name of Zeus’s butthole I’m paying seventy three dollars for 5 matchbox cars. People are crazy, crazy I tell ya. I scoured the internet with no luck. Seems anything Herbie related, old or new, is a bit of a collector’s item. So with the constant begging, pleading, whining, and nagging gentle persuasion of my son, I secretly dug through old model car paints and located the necessary colors to make a Herbie. Caleb already had this tiny VW bug, and he was almost the right color (I painted the decorations on a 1/87th scale car okay? So sue me, I didn’t paint it white first). I surprised him with it one afternoon. It is not something I would brag about (or show you closely / in person) because the paint job leaves a lot to be desired. At least it did before he nearly rubbed all of it off playing with it so much. In case you’re wondering, this car gets tucked in on his bedside table also, nuzzled right up against Twilight Turtle. At least my good deed was well received, I do believe it made his week.

As I said, ahem, penguins live in igloos, and he will not be convinced otherwise. And they dance on top of them too.

And jump up and down, until the roof caves in. Then they all pile in through the new igloo skylight, because Lord knows, they wouldn’t want to use the door.

One last thing before you go. Allow me to share with you a completely and totally unrelated little brain fart I just had. The kid wasn’t the only one doing some learning yesterday.

The other day I learned: If you roll silly putty into a ball and leave it on a flat surface, it will not hold its shape, it will turn into somewhat of a small puddle, but still with the same putty consistency. Weird.

Yesterday afternoon I learned: If said silly putty is left on your bed overnight by your darling child, it will chemically bond with the force of industrial strength super glue to the fabric of which your comforter is made (think gum in hair X10). Attempts to remove it will have mixed results depending on fabric type. On a quilt made of varying textures, say for example, faux suede? Your efforts will not be rewarded.

The bright / glass is half full / I’m a ray of sunshine side: Luckily the silly putty was sparkley silver in color, and it just looks like dried snot on the comforter. Mmmmm.

And since you’re a mom, your comforter has probably already been spitup on, peed on, puked on, snotted on, and sneezed on, in no particular order, so you do your best to get it off, then shrug your shoulders and smile to yourself about how lucky you are to have a healthy, bright and beautiful child. And I know I tend to use sarcasm every now and then (see I can’t even type one sentence without it) but I do mean that, I am blessed.

So tell me, what fascinating tidbits of knowledge has your child/children imparted on you?

Comments

4 Responses to “snow day 2”

    Amber
    August 14th, 2008 6:09 pm

    Thanks for making me laugh! I had a long, exhausting, tedious day and I feel so much better now :) Love it!!!

    Dianna
    August 15th, 2008 6:37 pm

    No children, but I love the igloo idea! I think I’m going to try it the next time I have my niece and nephew over (probably this weekend…we’ll see what happens!).

    Julie
    August 15th, 2008 7:46 pm

    Cool igloo! I love all the little penguins! Daniel’s taught me to experience the world in a whole new way. I hear things I didn’t hear before, I see things in a different way…thank God for Autism, right? haha!

    Val
    August 18th, 2008 2:53 pm

    Very cool igloo! LOVE it!

    As for the silly putty….my Dad always told us that if we leave it out of its egg it will disappear. For the longest I believed him. Then I tried it as an adult. It doesn’t!

    I guess, when he said “disappear” he meant he would take it for himself! ha!

    I called him out on it not long ago…he stands by his beliefs!

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