one in which I’m graphic

Aug 20

Posted by: Scott in: blog, ramblings, things you never wanted to know, who wants to read this?

WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, STOP READING, CAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA GO HERE

 

All three cats are now in solitary confinement, since the bully started nursing the girl after the runt removal (the runt was being nursed on by both of the other kittens yesterday). We have used every laundry basket, box and crate in the house, and they all get out, so now they are in three separate baskets with books on top to block the climbing attempts, all three screaming their little heads off.

 

I was not happy about the prospect of trying to make a cat shit just before bed, and I stormed out on the back porch. How shall I approach this delicately for those that don’t know how to make a orphan kitten take a dump. Mom…well…licks them, until they…you know…so they need to be…er…stimulated. Good to be a human ain’t it? So I did my crap duty on two cats, and Scott spent the entire time with the third, certainly his asshole receded into his stomach by that point. We sound like we’re cooking Chinese food or something, what with all the screaming cats and whatnot. Commence onslaught of really bad jokes… after about 10 minutes, and my success with two cats, Scott says “What are you doing different, are you hittin it hard?” I’m sorry hittin it? You mean cat ass? So of course I said “You mean how am I tappin that ass?” Fear Factor? Bring it on. Eat a south african roach, make a cat shit. After 25 minutes, Scott came back in with a accomplished look on his face and just said “Oh Yeah.” ON THAT NOTE….it is late, I think I’ll go to bed now.

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One Response to “one in which I’m graphic”

    Nora
    August 21st, 2007 2:16 am

    LOL!! Been there, done that… I’m dying! :)

    ~Nora (from car-seat.org)

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