I may have mentioned here and there that I find toilet humor funny. Probably more so than most people. Some people say it is inappropriate. I say lighten up, you fart just like the rest of us! I mean, I’ll go ahead and admit I laughed until I cried this morning when my toddler leaned waaay over to one side and pooted right in my husband’s face (no wait I’m not supposed to share that. It never happened. Pretend you never read that) during the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.

I must say though, my child is is perhaps the most polite and intelectual pooter I have ever met.

“Mommy I pooted two times, no three times. Scuse me!”

He actually has the presence of mind to count the number of times and is always sure to excuse himself immediatley after giving you his grand total. Makes a mother proud.

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One Response to “manners of flatulence”

    Mrs. Schmitty
    June 22nd, 2008 8:50 pm

    Toilet humor is the best kind of humor!

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