I couldn’t make this up if I tried

Jan 25

Posted by: Scott in: blog, caleb isaiah, cute things kids say, just another day in paradise, memories, parenting

I apologize in advance for what some may consider foul language from a kid.  We call em like we see em around here.

I had just gotten Caleb out of the bath and was about to get him dressed.  Mothers of boys know the favorite pass time here, the favorite thing to play with, if you will.

“Mom I have a big penis! See Mommy!  Do you have a penis Mommy?”

“No I don’t, girls don’t have those.”

“But you have a butt cwack?”

“Yes, everyone has one of those bud.”

“Tell da storwy about da butt cwack!”

“The story?  How does it go?”

“He was walking down da stweet.”

“Who the butt crack?”

“Yeah!  He was walking down da stweet and he fawled down!”

“Oh is that how it broke?  Is that how the butt got a crack in it?”

“Yeah!”

Comments

2 Responses to “I couldn’t make this up if I tried”

    Lauren
    January 25th, 2008 1:09 pm

    hahahahahahaha!!

    Tammy and Parker
    January 26th, 2008 2:44 am

    Ah….little boys. :)

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