So, for those of you who don’t know me in person, my hair is really long.  Like really long.  About a year ago, I decided I’d grow it out a bit more and then cut off 10-12 inches for Locks of Love.  I have been needing to just go do it for several months now.  Anyway, Caleb has commented on several ocassions that my hair is very long.  I explained to him that I was going to give it to little boys and girls who are very sick.  I told him I planned to cut off a lot of it at one time so that they could use the hair to make wig.  And that some boys and girls are very very sick and they have to take medicine that makes their hair fall out.  So they will be able to use Mommy’s hair.  I explained in the most simplistic and thorough way I could think of.  He mentions it from time to time.  But today at the table, he was saying something that I couldn’t quite make out.  After several repetitions, I surmised the he was saying something along the lines of…”They are sick, so their penis might fall off.  And I could give dem my penis!”  Where in the world does he come up with this stuff?!  I assured him that nothing short of Lorena Bobbitt would make your penis fall off.  Okay okay, I left out the Lorena part.  I’m sure his future prom date will enjoy stories such as this.  I may even just make a book of my blog as a wedding present for a future wife one day.

Comments

4 Responses to “how sweet, in a really weird sort of way”

    Julie
    September 13th, 2008 5:12 pm

    He continues to make me smile with all the sweet and funny things he says. :)

    Amber
    September 14th, 2008 9:09 am

    Oh, dear. Definitely black male material. Adam even laughed at that one :)

    Dianna
    September 15th, 2008 2:42 pm

    Well, at least he was trying…?

    Val
    September 16th, 2008 10:46 am

    What?!?!?!? are you teaching him! ha ha ha

    My sister just donated her’s to Locks of Love. Good luck and rock that new hair cut!

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