12 for tuesday: 12 inappropriate questions

Jul 03

Posted by: Rachel in: blog, twelve for tuesday

You ever just really want to ask something, you know it would sound rude, or be overstepping boundaries? Those moments when you see someone, and you think to yourself, what was she thinking wearing that?? But you’d never actually ask, would you? :)

  1. Why don’t you attempt to manage money? For example, spending your tax return within three weeks, only to have your power cut off in four weeks?
  2. Ma’am, have you ever thought of shaving your mustache?
  3. How much… do you make/is your rent/is your mortgage?
  4. Don’t you love your kids? Then why do you get your nails done and go to a movie instead of buying them carseats?
  5. Why are you getting divorced?
  6. Why do you smoke around your children?
  7. Why do you live in a roach infested house where the front porch is falling off and there is no A/C, but you have a Cadillac Escalade parked in the driveway?
  8. How much do you weigh?
  9. Have you ever worked at a strip club?
  10. Did that sentence sound better in your head, or do you usually just not think before you speak?
  11. Do you know you are being a collosal ASS?
  12. Why do you insist on dressing like a teenager when you’re 40/50/60 years old?

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